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Breaking Dawn 2Okay so again I was reading more fan fictions and i came across yet another little story that I laughed at i thought it was hilarious. Please note once again i take NO credit in writing this story.

Breaking NewsWritten by Bella and Esme.THE NEWS:"Breaking News. The dolphins have gone extinct, except for one. It's not a normal dolphin. It keeps nipping at us like we're something to eat. One of the doctors said, 'it had flaming red eyes and went wild when I cut my finger!' We'll report back later when we get more info."The TV switched off."Bella?" Edward asked, suspiciously."What? The dolphin hit me with it's tail. I fell over!""Still a regular klutz," Edward said, shaking his head. "See, I told you you wouldn't change. Now what are we going to do about the vampire dolphin?"All of a sudden we could hear Emmett's booming laughter from upstairs."Same old Bella." Emmett laughed. Instead of blushing I knew I went white instead of scarlet."Now we need to be serious. Let's talk to Carlisle," Edward said. "Carlisle!" Edward called as Carlisle came into view."Bella made a mistake again." Emmett chuckled."What did you do this time, Bella?" Carlisle asked, exasperated.Emmett chuckled again. "Bella was trying to feed on a dolphin, but apparently she hasn't changed much...she fell.""Bella, Bella, Bella. Looks like we're going to have to keep an eye on you ...still." Carlisle grinned."This is serious Carlisle," Edward said. "The dolphin now has red eyes and is nipping at people."Again, Emmett started to laugh hysterically."Oh." Carlisle frowned.I was too embarrassed to say anything.Breaking DawnOkay so as i was just reading some Fan Fictions I came across this one that I really loved and I though I would share it with you. The story is supposed to be a part of Breaking Dawn. Please Note that I did NOT write this and I take NO credit for this story.

The Dent in the WallWritten by Esme and BellaEsme's point of viewA few days ago, Edward and I went to go get a bed for Bella to sleep on. The boys were planning on going on an overnight hunting trip, and we (the girls) were holding Bella hostage, for a slumber party. We picked out a beautiful, gold bed with iron roses wrapped around the posts.
As we were getting ready to put the bed in, we were moving the furniture off to the side.
Edward and I lifted the couch and its shape was forever printed into the wall.
"Edward! What did you do?! I screeched. When I looked up, the whole family was there, eagerly waiting to see what Edward's answer was.
"Oh, that happened when I attacked Bella." He said in a casual tone. I heard giggles from behind me.
"You attacked Bella?!" I asked, horrified. Carlisle put a soothing hand on my shoulder. I shook it off.
"I was under control, Mom." He shrugged. I still stared, mystified.
"How could you do that to the poor girl?"
"I was in complete control and we were just playing around."
"Edward, first you break the plasma screen TV, in half might I add. Second, you ruin the wall. What's next?" I asked, in exasperation.
"Hmm...let's see," I just realized Alice was right next to me, "Oh," she grinned, "The bed's next." Emmett cracked into a hysterical laugh.
"What? Edward...?" I yelled over Emmett's booming interruption.
"It hasn't happened yet! Don't yell at me when I didn't do anything!"
"Well, you made a permanent dent in the poor wall." I went on. I was not going to lose this battle. Then I made a decision.
"Alice, what -- of Edward's -- is going to be trashed next?"
She closed her eyes after a few moments. She smiled and said, "The next thing that's going to be destroyed -- and Edward won't do it this time -- is his Volvo." Rosalie cracked a smile.
Edward looked at me, anger flashing in his eyes.
"That's what I thought." I said, now making my way to the stairs. Edward was faster. He grabbed my arms and pulled me back into his room.
"I could help, Esme." Rosalie said in her soothing voice, completely ignoring Edward.
"You ruin that Volvo and the bed won't be the only thing broken." He growled.
"Don't you growl at me. Remember, I'm still your mother."
"You're right, I'm sorry." He lowered his arms. I knew I would win this battle.
"Be more careful, and please, try not to break the bed."
"Don't worry, Esme. He's only going to break off a rose." Alice said cheerfully.
Edward glared, then, childishly, he stormed out of the house, upset with Alice, and went -- where we all assumed -- to Bella's house.

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